20) Cheetos lip balm

Now if we could only get moist towlettes that have been dusted in orange powder, then the circle would be complete.

In terms of bizarre consumer products, this is second only to the Dasani water flavored lip balm. I've heard Coke adds salt to Dasani to give it flavor, but unless the lip balm stick just tastes salty, I can't imagine what the benefit to water-flavored lip balm is.

I feel incredibly disgruntled just having to write about this.

All this was reported by John Kessler at the Atlanta Journal Constitution.